Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia
I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday
well yeah havent you seen the movie
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
so on the Oscars website they have a graphic of which celebrities got the most social media attention last night
and guess who got the most
at least you won something, Leo